the oreo-licious life of someone.

2009-12-02T01:00:00.000-08:00

hi people! MY NEW BESTFRIEND IS WEIXUAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaha, i got to know her through msn -.-
she is no more alien, she's now chiobu.

peeppppes.

2009-09-17T03:53:00.000-07:00

hi peeppppes :)

okok, time to talk about today.
it was ok, but i seemed to have better friends?!
lamezzxzxzxz.

JOLIE&MIA CHANGED TO LIVEJOURNAL AND ONSUGAR RESPECTIVELY.
like, wth does onsugar means.
not logical for my intellectual brain :/
ok, I FEEL I AM FREAKING SHORTTTT.
i am only 158cm.
isn't that short?
Jungwoo's like 170+?

i wanna be like 188cm when i grow up?
nvm, dui wo lai shuo shi yi zhong she wang ah!?

today, walking back home, i saw this st. patricks guy.
omg, looks so revoulting :/
smoking like so shiok ._.
wth, how old only smoke?
then somemore blow directly on my FACE.
i think that guy really got some problem with him.
do you know whats basic respect&courtesy?
come smoke on my face.
i use dog shit smear onto your face, la cb.
whatever, don't bother talking to this type of stupid people.
(no offence)
then, was walking upstairs to my house.
i never see got joss-sticks and offerings for the deceased on the floor.
then, the floor got pebble.
i accidentally kicked it, and it flew onto the food.
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isn't that insulting to the buddhist religion?
i really didn't mean any harm, i just didn't see that.
and somemore, it is the 7th lunar month in the chinese calendar.
shit, i scared i am going to be possessed by ghost, for doing a 'crime'.
nvm, don't think about it la.
hai, EOY 3 weeks away.
i also nvr even bother to study.
maybe got study science and geography for 30 mins sometimes, i really nvr spent any time studing.
shit, i scared i fail.
I BADLY WANT TO BE TOP IN CLASS, SIA.
i remember MYD, i 9th only.
77/283 in school.
wth, so low position.
nvm, people please pray for me ok?
to do well in every subject
tell me that you got pray, i pray for you also :)
no cheating ok :O

2009-09-15T02:37:00.000-07:00

hi guys...
thanks for those 'people' who came to my blog to see.
today i had a long talk with moumouren.
he told me about someone bullying another person.
he told people not to bully others, but he himself bullied others.
what kind of logic is that.
wth?!
he bulled xx, and took his pencil case and ran around the classroom with it.
xx was so angry, he pulled people's hair and try his best to get it back.
but those bitches are so idiotic, they thought he was 'playing' with them, while inside that poor heart was so dishearted and angry.

to those people, nm, v, rk, af and those people who bullied xx, you better watch your back.

i hate claudia, xieyu, bryan.
i feel like stuffing them into the water filtration tank, let them get sucked through the metal ring, and push them into a big vaccum tight container.
stupid assholes, you idiotic bitches.
you bribed me of my conscience, you idiot.
plagarizing whores.

I FEEL LIKE KILLING THEM!
never in my life, i felt so angry.
maybe some days, but this is too much.
i feel like killing them, but i have to control my temper.
if not it will get the better of me.
they act so friendly to you, in fact is the total opposite.
fuck off man, i'm talking to all of you.

emma sucks.

2009-09-06T02:33:00.000-07:00

firstly, to all those lame shitxzxzxz people.
XIEYU.
BRYAN
CLAUDIA.
JIAYU.

stfu.

'I told you 23247483756 times that i am not emma. Even though our ip address are almost same, you can deduce that i am emma. And furthermore, i tag people's blog at my grandmother's house at tampines, and therefore some people there could be emma, you little puny idiots.
So, this is my last warning, f**k off, assholes.
get a freaking life.'

So HIHIIHI.
normal josiah is back.
3i3u8216329837 sorries for not posting.
anyway, you don't even bother to tagg you guys.
whatever.
i think emma tags more ._.
anw, today went to tia's house for maths proj.
miss hazimah put us with winston and yisheng.
we had quite alot of fun luhs.
then her parents made for us pizzzzzzas.

you know what?
My pizzzzza was infested with hair.
I was like laughing like mad.
tia said that she was a introvert.
AS IF.
and i said that i was a exintrovert.
(definition : which directly means in the middle of introvert and extrovert)
then, yisheng complained that he had a stomach pain.
he went to use the master bedroom toliet ._.
lols.
then, he was inside for so long.
I was urgent, then went inside.
IT WAS LIKE HELLLLLLLL, I TELL YOU. SO SMELLY, ALL THE SHIT SMEWELLLLL.
me, tia, and winston was like laughing like hell. LOLS.

okok, enough of plagarising yisheng.

gotta go, bye :)

tia, you idiot bimbotic woman, lock me inside the smelly toliet. I WILL DEAL WITH YOU IN SCHOOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

oooh, i love her so.

2009-08-23T01:54:00.000-07:00

hi guys! :D
there seem to be more people tagging me! :D
but i really wish for more!
yesterday, i went to suntec to shop at carrefour and to eat SKINNY PIZZA.
ok, then i went to eat something called Squid Ink?!
then it was so nice, i wanted to order another one.
there was argula leaves, prawns, squids, mozzerella cheese and stuff like that.
then, went to carrefour.
there was a whole lot of things down there sia.
got clothings, ipods, phones, skateboards, groceries, fresh foods and etc.
i gotta stop writing now.
i need to prepare for tennis later.
bye!
JOSIAH :).

PS. I AM GOING WITH CLAUDIA GOING TO WATCH 'WHERE GOT GHOST' :D.

an upcoming top model, with lots of fats....

a pathetic duck rice which cost me $3 at joo chiat road there.

stupid auntie proposing to an uncle. wtf?! please find somewhere more appropriate!

me taking a picture with a mannequin :).

a damn cheap tennis racket from carrefour? CARREFOUR GOT TENNIS RACKET? LOL!

my chinese teacher dozzing off when we doing test.

pathetic chinese teacher, never sleep isit! LOL.

tien hsia sucks a million.

BYE!

:D.

Pictures & Videos time! :D

2009-08-21T01:07:00.001-07:00

pimple infested pus?

band = ROFL.

mind-map.

couples:D!

Hazirah & Atirah & Gabriel & Bryan!

Paris & Milan!

i hate chinese.

2009-08-21T00:52:00.001-07:00

i really wish that all our china-ish ancestors will die because of some bomb or something.
(no offence, i hate them because they started chinese!)

today, i brought a jacket to school.
i so don't want to wear sia.
i feel damn gay, light blue with pooh's tiger hoodie.
its from giordano.
heck care la, just wear.

cherise&claudia all say damn gay.
seems like i with people name with starts with 'C' got lots of internal hate.
O.o
nvm.

today, mr heng peng siong(chinese teacher) was so angry with our results.
half of our class failed badly.
i think lowest is 9.
ryan kam.
highest, 25.
victor.
me?
i don't know.
should be 18.
(the results are over 30)

18/30.
sucked like shit.
60/100.
B4.
wtf.
at least i beat vivian! :D
i wish now, the rest of my subject i could have at least B3.
i now have to leave everything in god's hands.

later, sms-ed claudia to go and eat at mac.
only me and her.
._.
nvm, then i saw one of her lover.
who in turn, is my band member.
so weird sia.

nvmnvm.
then, she put like 20+ packets of pepper inside her shaker fries.
._.
suppose to be hot, but both of us think like quite sweet.
we played.
i throw pepper inside her hair.
i throw fries inside her shirt.
she throw back, but never aim properly.
stupid coldia.
haha.
._.

then, my shirt got oil.
i was like 'walao, so oily sia.'
then she say i say like gay.
cause voice mah.
stupid 'C' people.
._.

nvm, then bus-ed back to st. patricks.
raining.
ask father come pick me:D.

okok,
please tag guys.
my blog is like, no one knows at all.
its like a blog with 0 taggers.
:(

BYE!
josiah:D.

claudia, you look like some dog.
but with hair on your head.
your leg is fat.
your thigh has lots of saturated fats.
your stomach has 13 spare-tyres.
your eyes are contracted with Fatlysomia.
(a disease where fats come into contact with your eyes).
:D.

i felt so molested in my life.

2009-08-20T00:23:00.000-07:00

i hate 28.
FUCK THAT BUS, BITCH.
today me and nia damn funny.
i never bring thermometer.
then i ask her lend me hers and she go kena caught(i ask her do that cause on wed i caught liao).
then, damn funny.
i take temperature, then i use the other hand go give nia.
that woman found out and scolded us.
now she now our class and our name.
shit.
deep trouble.
i love nia's attitude.
i make her be in deep trouble, she also don't scold and curse me!
NIA YOU ROCK:D!

anw,
later english paper.
ok la, abit hard.
chinese paper?
UBER hard.
THE FREAKING HALL IS SO COLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
i almost foze to death.
i was in a state of euphoria at first, that we got aircon.
now, fuck the hall.

just now, jolie was drinking winter-melon tea.
then, she remove the wrapper.
i at first really thought was buddhist the oil?
sorry if i say wrongly.
i am not insulting the religion, i just really thought.
i so regretful of what i did.
anw, on wed i think, i was walking back home.
then i saw the incense stick and food at one corner of the side gate.
cause, the pavement got alot of pebbles.
then, i accidentally kicked a few pebbles on the offering.
omg, i so scared sia.
i just say sorry twice and walk back home.
now, i very scared because bof these 2 things, i will die.
the buddhist god come kill me.
AHHH, i really very scared!

now, the main point of this post.
when i was at 28, there was this man, who sat beside me.
that man look so chikopeh-ish, and use some weird nose thing and smell.
HE SO SMELLY SIA.
smell like rubbish dump.
then, i keep looking around see whether got empty seat for me to move.
got, but his fat thigh blocking!
then, he saw me turning my head.
then he stared at me and winked at me.
fuck, thats really gay ok?
i thought i was some sort of gay gigolo at that time.
so disgusting sia.

i didn't know talking to claudia was so nice.
she really quite a person who you can confide your secrets with.
but, when face to face, we just can't seem to commiunicate.
we always insult and curse each other.
claudia, thanks for telling me your secret:) .

erm, ps, sorry for the extend of vulgarities.
i am a christian ok, i cannnot say one.
sorry god:)!

end of post guys!
please tag ok?
byebye!
josiah.

how old am i now?

2009-08-19T00:34:00.000-07:00

oh hihi.
what day is it today?
its ILOVE_ _ _ _ _ _ _DAY!

please help me solve the riddle.
i need to know.
i so love that person.

*normal mode*

sorry for NOT POSTING SOOOOOO LONG.
okok, just some minor updates.

- changed blogskin.
- change wishlist.
- added fraaafraaa into my links:P .

2.4km.
my timing sucked.
i think i got like, 14:54.
5 station sucked more.
I got 1A 3B & 1E.
suppose to get gold, now i got bronze.
thanks to inclined push-up.
fuck you.

i don't bother about physical education anyway?
its like just a waste of time.

today got common test!
science, home economics, geography.
quite easy la, just that a few parts i don't really get it.
i got 25/25 for maths test:)!
i got 15/20 for geography test:)!
i got 33/40 for science test:)!

quite good right?
lol.

suddenly feel so bored.
can anyone tell me what games are nice these days?
IS FACEBOOK WORKING?

please tell me.
BYE!

Don't blog offensive stuffs

2009-08-04T04:36:00.000-07:00

Ok yeah, sorry for not posting for SO long.

erm, yeah, today we've got 6 Sec3 people from our school talking to as about Cyber stuffs.
and, they say about people killing themselves because of remarks that people make.
One boy, killed himself because he cannot take people calling him GAY.

so ridiculous.

oh yeah, and while i was on the bus, i saw brenda:)
then, we talked.
she left, and a old man with brown skin, wanted to sit beside me.
i was like, GOT SO MANY SEATS BEHIND CAN SIT?
WHY MUST PIAN PIAN SIT WITH ME?

i heck care la, just let him sit lorh.
and the worst part, HIS FUCKING BUTTOCK TOUCH MY FACE.

i felt so molested at that point of time.
fuck him.

then, i was saying ouch.
he never even say a single sorry.
bitch.

i hope i never see such a asshole man again, IN MY LIFE.

good news, COMMON TEST is coming AGAIN!
19th of August, its starting.
so fast.

i made friends with those 'pathetic reasons' friends :)

a last note, whoever wants to play tennis with me, kindly sms me:).

2009-07-17T06:20:00.000-07:00

omg, today like ran 3 rounds around the school?
then i got like 17:41 minutes.
damn lan i know.
i hate nia, she got like 12 min+?
and jorlie stupid, stop halfway cause her stomach like turn into a monster and started aching?!
ok weird description.
anyway, afterwards school starts.
i hate the part where maths came, and we learnt gradients.
like, gradients = Vertical distance / horizontal distance.
i mean like, its too chim for us 12-13 year olds to understand.
then ystd, i went for maths tuition, then got one sec 2 guy beside me learning the same topic as me.
then i was asked him what standard was he.
he said 'Sec 2 Normal Technical'.
.....
weird.....
....
....
....
(weird interruption)
oh yeah, later lunch went to eat with jolie and nia.
then omg, god my guy mr bean?
ok nevermind.
i won't elaborate.
i wish i got camera and take lor.
he damn retard.
YOU WANT SOME MR BEAN?
YES?
ok whatever.

now i am talking to kokkie.
some weird name for someone i hate.
my new nickname is FO.
so nice right.
ok, next time see me call me FO.
understand?
ok bye.

Spammers sucks.

2009-06-30T04:20:00.000-07:00

ok, whoever you are, please stop spamming on my blog?
and please keep your comments to yourself.

did i say jolie's pencil case is ugly?

anyway, i find you very distasteful.
i hope you will die in a pond of pirhanas.

anyway, i decided to remove the liangrong post.
i find it too insulting.

and that spammer, please note that i
don't really know how to take 'professional' pictures.
i know you're very smart, bla bla bla.

i decided to change for the better!
not being so lame.
not being so negative.
not being so insulting.
not being so irritating.

and wtf, that person called me a freaking thief!
i think you then thief.

Learning how to take those steps.

2009-06-29T03:35:00.000-07:00

omg, fuck la.
woke up on saturday to found out that i got a STIFF NECK. Isn't it the worst thing in anyones life? Whole day body ache, cannot play tennis, cannot post on blog.
omg, i am just so unlucky.
you know why i got stiff neck, cause i never move my head while playing computer on friday.
this is so freaking dumb.

oh yeah, i saw lesbians down the streets at telok kurau park today.
they were holding hands and turning back looking at me.
cause i stared at them.
i even took a picture.

will put it up on blog tomorrow.
oh yeah, please support mariah carey & colbie calliat.
they rocks.
their new singles are nice!

and jolie says that p1 pencil case are in fashion now.
you know, the one where you can open it up and stack it?
and the one which has like a sharpener in a bulky pencil case?

i find it too retro and vintage for anyone to use these days.

sorry if i insulted any retro-ers and vintage-ers.
maybe those people who are 80+ years old would know what i mean.

oh yeah, my hair is freaking short because of the hairdresser.
i won't blame it on her.
maybe i would.
i don't know.

jasmine owes me 500K mesos in maple.
hah, you better give it to me tomorrow.

i suddenly wanted to hear techno music?
lame.

2009-06-14T23:52:00.001-07:00

i just realized that i lost 2 friends for some pathetic reasons.
come on, what is more important than friendship.
you let 'reasons' take over our friendship?
what the hell.
i still am not forgetting about both of you.
i find it so stupid.
begging people who are my ex-friends to be my friends again.
its like so lame.

bye.
no mood to post.
stupid bimbos.
hate you.

2009-06-09T20:41:00.000-07:00

my dream home.

i wish for a swimming pool in my high-class home, as if.

nadaman japanese restaurant inside.

the earth.

some weird beads on a bottle=.=?

red lazer bloobs.

a stupid picture on a high-class toliet in shangri-la.

a lonely toliet seat.

a lonely urinal place.

a high-class sink.

the walkway to heaven.

chocolate fondue with marshmellows&some nonya cakes.

some smashed up table.

chocolate icecream!!

lemon sorbet, coconut icecream & mango sorbet, with cranberries on top. yummy.

my mother's small birthday cake donated by the restaurant.

a super fresh oyster with italian cheese melted on top of it.

high-class walkway to the north side of heaven.

some random talking from josiah.

the east side walkway.

some weird same THE LINE for a high-class buffet restaurant.

the main entrance of the high-class restaurant.

(why am i keep repeating high-class so many times?)

same picture. lame.

a lonely escalator.

heh, nice swimming pool, right?

a huge chandelier.

a weird china picture during the song dynasty.

the reception of the hotel.

huge plain of marble.

the middle entrance.

the southern entrance of heaven.

the western side of the heaven walkway.

SHANGRI-LA HOTEL! HEHEHE!

a picture of the numorous hotel rooms windows.

main entrance.

a fungus mushroom growing in the hotel. ahh!!!

a tree near shangri-la hotel.

hahahahaahahahah,

i don't think lots of you guys will have the same opportunity as me to eat in shangri-la.

don't worry.

if you got any great-grandparents who are older than 100 years old, just ask them to go to any restaurant in shangri-la, they will give you the meal for free.

and if you grandparents are older than 100 years old, they will give you back some money.

so weird right?

2 days ago, i went to shangri-la to eat lunch at a high-class restaurant called THE LINE.

the food there damn nice and fresh lorhs.

i don't know what to say about that place but just utmost praise to it.

you better go there.

its damn nice.

and the service also very good sia.

then went to safra tampines to play tennis with my parents and my cousin.

i can't play that well.

some times can hit back some times cannot hit back.

my cousin&parents playt damn good lorhs.

i cannot beat them at all.

then, went to play bowling at orchid bowl.

heh, i beat my cousin in that game.

but my parents are still unbeatable in every thing.

my parents are like damn good in all racket games.

sad, i am not, cause i don't have their genes.

ok got to go to bowl again at safra mount faber at 2pm.

bye guys.

i won't be posting for a while liaos.

keep posting and then nobody tag de.

heh, bye.

josiah.

2009-06-06T03:45:00.000-07:00

omg guys, i beg you too see this video.
its damn funny.
especially, abestos flaygon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7oGx2dImE8

ok i just can't upload the stupid video.
my blogger is just stupidly retarded.
can't upload.
omg.

ps. i got it from jolie's march or april post.
k thanks, jolie:D

woke up today at 9pm and found out that i got appointment with doctor to see my 'bogay' teeth.
i got 3 stupid teeth which dropped like, last month.
now i smile like stupid dog.
arghh.
then i give doctor a call say i wake up late and delay appointment until next month.
cause he damn busy lorh.
then called my nephew and go out to tampines 1 go walk walk.
then i called jasmine.
she was at the super big giant.
she don't believe i was near there.
ask her go die.
bimbo.
lol.
ok nothing else liao.
bye.

ps. suddenly thinked about basil(1r7 girl).
so lame.

2009-06-05T06:43:00.000-07:00

today was a very screaming day for me.
i went for a stupid idiot chicken pox jab.
cause i so unlucky don't have it when i am a baby.
then, i heard the worst news.
i have to decide whether to have another jab cause if 13 and above need to have 2 jabs.
so i am 12.
i think have another one got more protection.
but i don't want toi go through another painful experience.
i just don't want it knocking on my door and start attacking my white blood cells.
ok, that is just too lame.

whatever.
then i went to great world city to eat and shop with my cousin and her friend.
we went to eat yoshinoya.
then went to watch The Uninvited.
not scary at all lorhs.
just like waste time sias.

then bused home alone.
seems like almost everyday i bused back home alone.
sad.
see i so lonely.
come ke-lian me.
got headache also.
play super high notes on the clarinet today at band practice.
and we learnt some stupid marching steps.
lame shit sia!

whatever.

now hand still damned numb.
ahhhh!
whatever.

bye.
lame josiah.
:)

2009-06-01T05:14:00.000-07:00

i hate mondays.
they always give me lots of stress sia.
today was at ace-learning.com.sg.
i did the maths express quiz.
so pekcek.
didn't know got timer at there sia.
then halfway went to marine parade return books.
then come back home, saw the timer ticking down from 2h 05min to 35min.
i was like damn shocked then take my calculator and rough paper and do.
then, end up i got 15/20.
but then, some of the question got Number Sequences which we never learnt.
and also got one question damn wrong.
so angry sia!

then i found out that i didn't have any group for my chinese project work.
i called jolie, yeekei, vivian and amanda whether i can join their group.
i begged for them for 1 hour.
then still cannot.
called ryan&co group next.
then they rejected me.
called caleb&co group next.
that time i sibei pekcek and angry.
then they rejected me again.

AM I THAT NO-ONE-WANTS ME PERSON?

omg.
then finally, i called tia&co.
heard that they only got 3 people.
i quickly ask them whether i can join their group.
they agreed.
that time i felt a stone being lifted off my back.
damn relieved.
whatever la.

now eating dinner now.
got waffle to eat later!
hah, so lucky.

i will post next time.
bye~

2009-05-31T06:58:00.000-07:00

today things :

woke up at 9.30am to prepare myself for church.

went for church.

then went to haig road to eat lunch and go shopping.

then went back home with parents about 2.20pm.

then rest for a while, then take 12 to simei for tien hsia's chinese tuition.

went to receptionist to ask what time class start and which room(cause i replacement class).

then she say :

Woman : Jun yi shi bu shi?

( Is your name Jun yi)

Me : Err yah.

( I dun wan waste time talking to her by correcting my name)

Woman : 4.30pm zai Room 6.

( 4.30pm at Room 6)

Me : Orh.

eh woman, please.

open your eyes bigger.

my name not jun yi its jun min.

stupid bodoh and asshole.

~!@#$%^&**&^%$#@!~

whatever:D

then bused back home myself.

then ate dinner.

pictures are below and yesterday's stuff.

ok bye guys.

i will maybe post tomorrow.

this stupid classroom has 2 whiteboards in a class)(=.=)

the main stall.

my stupid hankerchief.

my berryfruit sorbet at new zealand's naturals(and a freaking woman's head)

a triple-doored limo while my dad was pumping petrol.

yesterday things :

woke up at 8am to prepare to go to school for some band practice.

afterwards 'pontian' 1hr of band to go to ssc(singapore swimming club)

for a psg bowling event.

saw girraffe at there.

( ps. i beat my personal best of bowling, from 56 to 66:D)

(i know, its super lan ok)

then went to vivo to catch night at the museum 2.

which like so rocks.

(but i prefer the first one)

then went for dinner at boonkeng.

(i also cut my hair there, which is like damn short now)

then bought takopachi from some fake stall.

then went home.

on the way go pump petrol.

then saw this AWESOME limo.

so excited.

made me so enthu.

ok that is so lame, whatever.

i will be stop posting now.

bye.

i am freaking pissed.

2009-05-25T01:32:00.000-07:00

today, its a nice day today.
i saw lulu at the bus 12 today morning.
then i went for school as per normal.
and i know last week, that there is hair check.
but i didn't cut my hair as i had lots of thing going on over the weekend.
(going for brenda's birthday and tuition)
thank god, today i think mdm sarah is in a good mood, she didn't ask anyone from our class to go for haircut(especially me, i really very thankful:D)
next, everything was fine until art lesson i think.
we are suppose to do 'infering, wondering, thinking' on a piece of art piece(which she put on a piece of paper).
when its our group's turn, jasmine hold on to the paper for 10mins checking her marks.
i was like, 'Can you faster? Very law sorh leh you'(Law sor means in english very auntie)
she finally finished, and passed the paper to me.
i was like saying 'finally' in my mind.
next, i check my marks on the paper.
Less than 5 mins, mdm sarah went to me and said:

Mdm Sarah : Don't need check la, just sign and pass on the paper.
Me : But i have to make sure that the marks are correct.
Mdm Sarah : Nevermind, i put its surely correct one. Faster sign, don't hold up the class.
Me : Ok lorh(gives glum face).

Mdm Sarah, later walks away.

Me(whispering) : Why people can hold on to the paper and check why i cannot leh?

Mdm Sarah later walks in my direction and started shouting me.

Mdm Sarah : I hate people who talks under my breath.
Mdm Sarah : Stop blaming people, if it is your fault, just say apologize.
(and she continues shouting at me until 1R2 and 1R4 could hear us)

Me : oh ok(glum face; don't dare to talk).

FINISH.

its like, whats mdm sarah's problem? Its not even my fault? Why must i apologize when its not even my fault. I just wanna check my marks whether its wrong or correct. Its it even a crime?
And i didn't even blame anyone ok?
Please check your facts right before blaming me alright, Mdm Sarah.
I won't hold any grudges on you and you should not either.
and please don't give me low values marks:D.
(why am i so kind? I am not really not that kind either. whatever)

ok, i will post more tomorrow.
i very tired of typing alr.
bye guys:D.

2009-05-24T06:37:00.000-07:00

i took this picture while flipping through the 'Touch The Fury Animals' Book.
its the same for the next 4 pictures :)

brenda won't allow me to take this picture of her. ended up its a 'smudged up' face picture.

chermaine too, don't let me take a picture of her. the next 2 pictures are her smudged u faces.

haha.

this is the book that i took the first 5 pictures. 'Baby Touch Colours'.

A stupid toy-shop picture.

me and chermaine's smudged up face while posing with Doremon.

me too, i love retail theraphy.

my strawberry smoothie. its tastes kinda weird.

ahh, my octopus takopachi:D

the pictures on top are some of the pictures i took while going out with brenda and chermaine on brenda's birthday outing.

first, i went for church before going to brenda's thing.

i sms her and told her i was ready to leave.

she asked me to go to parkway and meet her.

when i was there, she told me that chermaine's father fetched them both to bugis alr.

i was like damn pissed, cause i went to parkway for nothing(=.=)

then i went to swensens at bugis and brenda treat me to mac'n'cheese.

we later went to the humungous shop which has lots of neoprint's stalls to take neoprints.

we take thrice at the shop.

later we went to a shop where they made a keychain for your name and we played with some stuffed toys.

its like so lame siolxz:D

then later, we went to a small booth to buy a keychain.

i bought 1 called, 'Fat People are harder to kidnap' or something like that.

later, we went to bugis b1 to buy our takopachi.

then, go to macs and bought our milkshake.

we went to outside to eat the takopachi, then got one indian woman said in a freaking china accent(=.=), 'Sorry no outside food allowded'.

me and they all was like, whatever.

then we moved to starbucks and ate at 1 corner to eat.

lols!

then we WALKED to suntec city to go and watch a movie.

but when we going to watch that time, its like, $9.50, and don't have the student thing.

we don't have enough money to buy the movie, then we walked with a 'glum' face out.

then, brenda and chermaine bought some, sausage and i bought a donut from donut factory.

we was like outside eating the food and calling people whether they wanted to come.

then, we took 36 back to marine parade the borders.

then we walked walked, then i saw ryan toh's mother.

such a coencidence.

(ok whatever, i don't know how to spell it)

then chermaine walked back home herself, then brenda's father fetch me back.

thats the end of a small part of my daily life.

i lazy to write more.

i will post more tomorrow.

2009-05-23T07:08:00.000-07:00

the 3rd picture is my 'crazy retarded picture' i put udon into some crazy 'pinkish' drink.

the 2nd picture is me like a maid, serving people, and a 'crazy retarded' friend posing with a cake and 1 amputated hand taking the cake which i am serving.

the 1st picture is me with my crazy friends.

ps: the boy beside the blue shirt guy, is the most handsome man in my church.

ok nothing else, to put alr.

see you guys tmr.

i will post more things&picture tmr.

bye guys:)

(nothing really else to post alr)

i hate the men.

2009-05-22T06:56:00.000-07:00

wah seh, today i very angry sia.
i finally tabulated all my MYE exam marks.

English : 63/100(B4)
[i expected damn much higher ok]

Maths : 85/100(A1)
[damn happy siolxz]

Chinese : 50/100(C6)
[utter disaster]

Science : 64/100(B4)
[i thought i very smart, then never study]

History : 82/100(A1)
[rofl marks]

Literature : 19/25(A1)
[ soso... but expected much better than that]

Average : 64.5/100(B3)
[ hai, stupid chinese, pull me down]

you know? today i was freaking pissed by a stupid middle aged bitch guy.

[I was standing on the side of a double decker 12...]
Lots of people was brushing against my bag.

Me : Walao, so many people keep walking.
Just want to get a seat only sia...

Just then, THAT man, was happening to 'brush' against my bag.

Me : Tssk....

Man : (loud bueisong voice) You standing near the door, people cannot go up still want to tssk.
(give whatever look)

you tell me, this guy wrong or what.

STUPID MAN! SEE THE GAP BETWEEN ME AND THE DOOR. YOUR EYE GOT PROB ISIT?!
GO SEE OPTIMETRIST LAH! I THINK YOUR DEGREE 1000! loser asshole.

today, after sch, i went with cherise and jasmine go T1 to go eat before our band at 2.30pm.
then, we went to the top floor the kopitiam.
walao, please lah! the whole place was crowded with freaking office-peeps rushing for lucnch.
then, cherise and me was like quarrelling with me cause she want to go to tampines mall foodcourt eat but i dun wan, i dun wan walk.
then after a while of 'bitching', she cannot stand then walk off.
me and jasmine 'blur blur' then decided to go around see whether cheap.
but then everything all damned expensive.
so we decided to go to tampines mall.
but we scared cherise will see us then say we soft-hearted.
we dun care, but we just go.
end up at the foodcourt, we really saw cherise(she send me an sms)
we saw the message, give a giggle, then walked away.
then we saw cherise.
then we quarrel again.
cause i wanted go yoshinoya go eat.
then afterwards, i let her have her way.
we ate there, me a cherise shared a pork set(korean), jasmine ate chicken macoroni soup(=.=)
then we bused back to school and went for band.
at band, we didn't have practice but we needed to clean up the band room.
wiped the windows, clean the cupboard inside-out and more.
and now, we got practice at wed and sat alr.
oh no!
sat have to wake up damn early.
hai...

finally, i managed to post!
lol.
i will be continuing to post tmr.
maybe i will add some pictures about tmr's church steamboat.

bye guys.

2009-05-16T00:31:00.000-07:00

hehe, finally can post liao.

got some pictures wanna show you guys:

eh, its above.

damn stupid.

i just use my video call to take this picture.

its the eye of the eye.

striking eyes.

ok, whatever.

i need to go for tuition now.

i will like update tomorrow about yesterday thing, today thing, and tmr thing.

whatever.

bye.

2009-03-02T02:06:00.000-08:00

i am like ~~relazxxxzing~~ in my house now, yeah as if. today sat for my maths and literature paper. wtf, thur and fri got science, history and english , mt and D&T respectively. thur, science and history paper both never finish(wtf)!?@#$%^%$#@! history i only did main factor, other factor 1 and other factor 2 only i did 1 civilization! surely die, today mrtan told us that our class only 6 passes(meaning 90% failed) and 35 others failed.(wtf) its like mostly everyone die. 1 person got 15, 1 got 14, 1 got 13, 2 got 12, 1 got 11, 1 got 10. the rest the numbers go down, lowest is 4. i hope its not me. then science, uggh, 50% failed!!@#$%^&%$#@ wtf! then mrgarrick told us that the highest was 31/40 and it was a boy, then i was like, ok phew, maybe i got a chance~. ok then ystd, i went to hazel blog, she she wrote something about me, damn insulting. but i think its true in some ways. this was what she wrote : ''JOSIAHHHH,~ Don't be such an attention seeker. Sorry, I think everyone who knows you, regards you as a G-A-Y. I don't care whether I'm harsh with my words or whatever. Just don't push your luck. I seriously think you suckkk. I felt like saying this IN YOUR FACE, but I guess you won't want to listen to it. You can reply me or not, or even do some retarded or gay stuff after reading this. Just don't think you're very popular or anything you think you are. And fyi, whenever I see your face, I feel like laughing. And really, have some PATHETIC respect for other people, fuxktard shortie.'' see what i mean? then later, we sms a few, then we manage to patch up and became normal frens:)

thats the end of my post, want to go and play psp liao.
ps.anyway please wish me good luck for all the common tests:P
same to you guys to!

2009-02-20T04:33:00.000-08:00

Mon : Music was lame, like all the days, but today was like damn funny cause those who never wear school socks have to give Mrs. Lock a reason why never wear, if not need go down buy. then its Daniel and Aston had to buy, then Mrs. Lock ask Aston to give Daniel $2, so that Daniel can buy for him, then Daniel go ask, ' Why me?' Mrs Lock's reply ' Cause you're a good friend.'After that the whole class laugh like siolxzxz! then another funny person, stupid Wilson came late to the music room cause he forgot got music(how can forget) then waiting for 10 like minutes, then came to the music room, he like damn retarded stupid. -.-
Thur : Today we played volleyball with nicole tricia and brenda for like damn long, 1.30-3.00 then got a group of sec3 or sec4 want to borrow the ball, then we let him, then after a while tricia shouted 'walao, return the ball laaaa' then they look like 'wtf? what happened?' then they returned the ball.
today: ok la nothing much. have been playing voleyball with amanda &co. and dennis then today got john ortega and dennis come play(dennis everyday join us) then john damn good at surfing lorh. keep hitting high. then one time hit someone's head. i forgot who. lols. then during maths today, miss hazimah walked out of the class cause jan ask a stupid question, cause i have to do a question, then miss hazimah write my name on the board then later he said, 'i can't see josiah's name from here, did you spell it wrong?'' then later miss hazimah thought was a prank question, then got verry irritated and angry then later she flare up & ask us to talk, then after a while, then walk out of the class. then today mdm sarah finally come bac k. then after miss hazimah period was going home time, then mdm sarah, is in 1R2 then come our class then later, got 15min lecture from her. wl. thats all guys<3(long>

2009-02-20T04:08:00.000-08:00

alr so long never post. from the last day i posted until now, quite fun sia the days, tuesday, nicole bought a new volleyball, molten, which rocks, so soft and nice to played. tue-fri i have been eating mcmuffin $2 with iced milo. then got stomach ache everyday, did that just to play volleyball. then mon-fri, playing volleyball bwith amanda &co. and with dennis, then so much fun lorhs, but then one day which is today, junhong come and play, then he donno how to hit the ball, then keep saying i lan. wtf{!} ask him f hismother. then ystd, omg, played volleyball with nicole brenda and tricia for like 1.30-3.00 so much fun, then got some sec3 or sec4 people want the ball, then we lend, then we after a while like, shout at them like want the ball back, then they show the 'whatever' look and continue playing lols. hope you guys will have a great day ahead<3.>

2009-02-16T03:36:00.000-08:00

hey guys, 4th time posting, heyhey! anw, today is a okok, nice day for me. but then i am so freaking irritated when caleb keep laughing whenever gabriel c. & nicholas told him something funny, and today dennis told us something very disgusting, and caleb eww-ed, and go kaypoh go and tell relief teacher that i said ''whatever, woman'' when she ask us to go and do hw, fxck him la, anyway, afterwards, yunchun treated me to mcdonals, mcwings, upsize to iced milo. siao la, she darn rich, next time ask her go and treat you, whoever that is reading now:D.is the appealing results out, alot of people asking around. NAS PEOPLE, GIVE THE APPEALING RESULTS OUT! i hope tricia is not accepted to volleyball. anyway, got 1 pic to show you of uber chiobus, one of them, i love like hell:D. gotta eat dinner now, cya guys.

Josiah:D (seebelow, chiobu right?)

2009-02-15T06:03:00.000-08:00

3rd time posting on a new blog. tricia ng has appealed to volleyball, and she has high hopes of getting into it, and she even says that jiaolian accepted her. but then she hit the volleyball when she come to my house, she play like novice, always hit the volleyball always hit high and alot of strength, but then, never hit far and cannot surf back, always hit the langkow (drain). no offence, tricia, you gotta learn how to play before going inside volleyball, if not you will suck, idc, stick with me in band and play clarinet:D. you gotta listen to jarodlee's songs, they are uber great. go to the offical fc, http://www.jarodlee-fc.blogspot.com/, and listen to ting hai (listen to the sea) in chinese and i believe, they rules. now, gotta sleep alr. post tmr:)

2009-02-15T05:16:00.000-08:00

the uber cute jarod, too some people, might say, but not to me siolxz.